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notjustOk Presents: The Top 10 Most Hilarious #Enigma Songs! (The OMG!!! Entries)

While we await the release of the official Top 10 #Enigma finalists here on notjustOk.com tonight, we're bringing you guys 10 of the most hilarious, borderline suicide-inducing, LWKMD! LMAO! LOL! entries received by the notjustOk Team and Don Jazzy. These 10 songs will make you cringe, laugh, cry, smile, infact... you'll find yourself going through all sorts of extreme emotions at the same time.

We've also added a poll where you can vote for who "killed" the #Enigma beat the most. The poll will run from now till Sunday the 14th of August (ONE WEEK).

Special shout-out to every artiste on the "Special 10" below. The Lord is your strength. ūüôā

WARNING: Make sure you're not eating or operating any heavy machinery while playing these songs. We are not liable for any damages which occur as a result.

Bizzymic - Enigma

[audio:http://www.notjustok.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Bizzymic-Enigma.mp3|titles=Bizzymic - Enigma]

Blaqpen - Premodial (Enigma)

[audio:http://www.notjustok.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/blaqpen-premodial-enigma.mp3|titles=blaqpen - premodial - enigma]

IsEbuka - Enigma

[audio:http://www.notjustok.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/isebuka-Enigma.mp3|titles=isebuka - Enigma]

Jide - Enigma

[audio:http://www.notjustok.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Jide-Enigma.mp3|titles=Jide - Enigma]

Kid Konnect - Henigmar

[audio:http://www.notjustok.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/KidKonnect-HENIGMAR.mp3|titles=KidKonnect - HENIGMAR]

Ree - Enigma

[audio:http://www.notjustok.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Ree-Enigma.mp3|titles=Ree - Enigma]

The Touts - Enigma

[audio:http://www.notjustok.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Touts-Enigma.mp3|titles=Touts Enigma]

Vic.O - Why Evils??? (Enigma)

[audio:http://www.notjustok.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Vic.O-Why-Evils-Enigma.mp3|titles=Vic.O - Why Evils (Enigma)]

Vosa - Enigma

[audio:http://www.notjustok.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Vosa-Cant-Stop-me-Enigma-freestyle.mp3|titles=Vosa - Can't Stop me (Enigma freestyle)]

Yung Xeux (Black Zeus) - Enigma

[audio:http://www.notjustok.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Yung-Xeux-ENIGMA-MP3.mp3|titles=Yung Xeux - ENIGMA MP3]

[poll id="23"]

**UPDATE**

I just got this #Enigma version from BlackBerry "Voice-Note" sensation, CHI-GUL, aka C-Flow. It may have come late but I couldn't resist adding it to this post. #TeamChiGurl!

CHI-GUL aka C FLOW - #Enigma (Are You A Weiste?)

[audio:http://www.notjustok.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Chi-Gul-aka-C-Flow-Enigma-Are-You-A-Weiste.mp3|titles=Chi Gul aka C Flow - Enigma (Are You A Weiste)]
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Beas
9 years ago

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn Wonderful

@iamOmooba
9 years ago

Lol.....lmaoooooo....LAFF DEY LAFF ME NOW

tyee
tyee
9 years ago

lmaaooo vosa entry was nice the intro

gidiboi
gidiboi
9 years ago

kid konnect is a joker......lmfaoooo

Mamoh
Mamoh
9 years ago

which kind tribalism dey happen 4 dis enigma selection.#teamigboselect#

Mamoh
Mamoh
9 years ago

k.sorry sef no be tha real selection.my bad.no vex

@iamOmooba
9 years ago

This Vosa guy na babalawo ni.....lolxxx

miceymissy
miceymissy
9 years ago
Reply to  @iamOmooba

I swear d guy wanted 2 hypnotize DonJazzy, his jazz didn't work

Beas
9 years ago

be serious for ones and bring out d real result no time for dis useless so-called rappers who wasted there money to book section t record dere Enigma, notjustok has helped to Hype dem even if dey loose, it aint easy, but we need d original result before its 12am else una don fuckup

Beas
9 years ago

Notjustok be serious for ones and bring out d real result no time for dis useless so-called rappers who wasted there money to book section t record dere Enigma, notjustok has helped to Hype dem even if dey loose, it aint easy, but we need d original result before its 12am else una don fuckup

OluwaSparkle
OluwaSparkle
9 years ago
Reply to  Beas

#GBAGAUN for ONES!

Colawole
Colawole
9 years ago
Reply to  Beas

dis guy stfu!! go read oxford dictionary before you comment and nigga you are not winning anything with this your english so do not even bother u dis fuckative

terry
terry
9 years ago

LWKMDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

@activ8ed
9 years ago

isebuka was there to negotiate in ibo with don jazzy
lol
biko all tru the song...I DONT UNDERSTAND IBO,BUT I GUESS HE WAS BEGGIN UNCLE JAZZY TO INCREASE THE MONEY TO $10,000. lmao

@activ8ed
9 years ago

isebuka was there to negotiate in ibo with don jazzy
lol
biko all tru the song...I dont understand ibo...but i guess he was beggin uncle jazzy to increase the money to $10,000....lmao

@djdaruga
@djdaruga
9 years ago

lmaooooooooooo omo des people are crazy o

911cyphaz
911cyphaz
9 years ago

hahahahahahahaha wic kind top 10 be dz????

Beas
9 years ago

dead rappers ... die and not 2 rise again

Beas
9 years ago

Notjustok be serious for ones and bring out d real result no time for dis useless so-called rappers who wasted there money to book section t record dere Enigma, notjustok has helped to Hype dem even if dey loose, it aint easy, but we need d original result before its 12am else una don fuckup.

kaptain
kaptain
9 years ago

lmfaoooooo Ovie O i swear una #dondeymadt

babygirl
babygirl
9 years ago

too much auto tune!!! For that vosa guy abeg!! he tried sha i hardly heard what he said sha!! Anyway!! ill say the best was vic ooo and the touts very funny stuff sha!!

favo
favo
9 years ago

omo......naija gat more comedians than artist

amblors
amblors
9 years ago

WTH is "isEbuka"? the guy dey beg, DonJazzy biko, biko [abeg abeg], just 5000, he he

amblors
amblors
9 years ago

Kid Konnects some clown, for real, that was an entry? the pitch wan blow my ear. na wa. still listening to the joker list.

Igho Pyper
9 years ago

IsEbuka na mad guy....lolllllllllll

@activ8ed
9 years ago

yung sucks killed enigma

Smilenigma
Smilenigma
9 years ago

Chaiiii I Don Die....Laff Don Comot My Teeth Here....lafffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff...Is Dis Enigma Or Smilenigma ....9ja Get Rappers ooooooo...i Troway Salute....If Na Like Dis MI.Modenine,Iceprince And Those Yoruba Rappers or Igbo Rappers Dey Sing..I Will Preferred To Be Listening To Audio Of Holy Qur'an Or Audio Holy Bible In My Life...Abcdefgh...imagine incantation inside rap....i don die

amblors
amblors
9 years ago

the touts, Jide & bizzymic dey suffer from "extreme wackness". "isEbuka" join too.
btw "Why Evils" try small, small, lol.

@_Ebuka
@_Ebuka
9 years ago

Yes, yes i found these Enigma entries funny, i laughed and all, but WHERE ARE THE REAL FINALISTS? HOW MUCH LONGER DO I HAVE TO WAIT? I want to sleep abeg.

RainInHell
RainInHell
9 years ago

Vic O self submit? wtf iz going on here???

amblors
amblors
9 years ago
Reply to  RainInHell

ha ha, funny one. to be fair, the guy try pass most of em. WhY EVILS, WHY EVILS

@Jizzle_Ex
9 years ago

lmfao! @ isEbuka'z version..crazy nikka.

@Donfunshy
9 years ago

vosaaaaaaaaaa

gift
gift
9 years ago

dey don dey madt.....

babygirl
babygirl
9 years ago

VOTE THE TOUTS..IT WAS REALLY FUNNY..HONESTLY

damilola
damilola
9 years ago

is there lyke a deadline for this competition

deejay232
deejay232
9 years ago

na wa for you ooo...where hv u been siince......the competition closed on d last day of last month

@MimiAmor_C
9 years ago

Of course The Touts killed da beat!! is it easy to cram bible! LMAO

miceymissy
miceymissy
9 years ago

It's a lie!!!!!!!!!!!!hw cn any1 do dis @The Touts

Andrew
Andrew
9 years ago
Reply to  miceymissy

its funny right???... those guys are hell-arious

deejay232
deejay232
9 years ago

LWKMD....LWSMB......LWTMBCFMB......ROTFLOL...............................JESORRRRRRRRRRSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....I VE HAD MORE THAN A THOUSAND LAUGHS TONIGHT.....THANKS GUYS N THE NOTJUSTOK CREW FOT THR UPLOAD......

Andrew
Andrew
9 years ago
Reply to  deejay232

i confirm u

miceymissy
miceymissy
9 years ago

This is comedy, straight up, damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kammy
kammy
9 years ago

notjustok.com please u guy have to be serious this time and delect this guys and give us a better version of the enigma bc this one is more than laughing i think we are crying now plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz do us that favour we are beging

obama2012
obama2012
9 years ago

Bunch of Idiots !!!

Andrew
Andrew
9 years ago
Reply to  obama2012

i beg ur pardon.... most people listed here where just having fun....just so u knw

observe
observe
9 years ago

This was some entertaining shit. niggaz goin da eff in. haaaha,
however, i dont think Ree should be on this list. his isnt exactly a good rapper but the production made it seem really bad. i know for a fact i heard many versions worse than his that aint here now.

nick
nick
9 years ago

d intro of dis ree's enigma is funny, but d@ dudes spitting is nufin near bad 2 me, don't know bout u guyz

emeka
emeka
9 years ago

THIS LIST NA WA OHHH............. E GET AS HE BE........... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA............ NOTHING SPECIAL

tee-ruged
tee-ruged
9 years ago
Reply to  emeka

mehn...............i no understand oo

gomes
gomes
9 years ago

i jst knew vico had to be here...that guuuy...

@BabaOloriokoBB
9 years ago

"Igbe shishan sho le fi shey pepper soup. I drink Enigma, you drink Limca, who is ur father my own is a goal keeper" Lol Barrrrrrsssss The touts killed dis ish

tommy
tommy
9 years ago

nawa oh!!!!whos dat prick that was rapping the alphabets?wonders shall never end

Andrew
Andrew
9 years ago
Reply to  tommy

he aint a prick... he is one of nigeria's top producers.... he is Kid Konnect

observer
observer
9 years ago

The funniest were the second dude of "the touts" reciting the family tree of dem bible folks, followed by isEbuka.. some funny shit

RISA JAZ
RISA JAZ
9 years ago

lwkmd...................... wahala dey o...... gosh this Enigma beat don cause battle,,,,,,, if i die na d laughter kill me

Adekoya Adeniyi
9 years ago

tait stuff from the touts..my boy kaphone killed it wiv the bible verse....Got ur bak guys.

@ItsMs_IDGAF
@ItsMs_IDGAF
9 years ago

lmao.... IsEbuka'z Entry Is CRAZY!!

TUNDE
TUNDE
9 years ago

GARBAGE....OVIE U NEED TO SIT THE FUCK UP. BLAQPEN IS THE ONLY ONE THAT IS MEANINGFUL AND FUNNY AT THE SAME TIME, THATS WHAT MAKE SHIT FUNNY... NOT CUZ U BUDDIES WITH KIDKONNECT